FAST AS SHELL (RG's) – Distributing fashion clothing, Dresses, Sweatshirt, Shirts, Skirts & Shorts, Bags

Product Details ＋

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.

*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)

THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING STYLE

Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

Shipping & Returns ＋

Shipping

Order Price	Shipping Method & Time	Shipping Fee
Between $0 And $60	Standard Shipping (10-15 Business days)	USD $15
Between $0 And $60	Table Rate Shipping (5-10 Business days)	USD $25

Returns

1.Purchase can be returned within 15 days from the delivered date.2.Final sale item(s) is not eligible for return.3.Items received unused, undamaged and in original package.4.Return shipping fee is paid by buyer.

FAST AS SHELL (RG's)